Unhappy News: With considerable sadness I must report that my canine companion and co-worker Keirin died a couple of days ago (May 7). He came to work with me until the day before his generous heart just gave out. Most local customers will have come to know him (often having to hurdle the dog sleeping in the doorway on their way in or out of the shop). I don't know what I'll do in the long term about the pages below, but right now I can't quite bring myself to taking these pages down from the site and will leave them as they were for a time.

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DEADBEATS AND COLLECTIONS

In January, 2000, "Keirin" assumed the Accounts Receivable and Product Tasting position formerly held by his father, "Stoker". Keirin is forced to go on half rations when somebody bounces a check or fails to pick up completed service work or specially ordered parts in a timely fashion. Half rations makes him very cranky. He knows where you train. Unless you have a sub-eleven second flying 200 meter time in you, attempted flight is futile. He is authorized to treat you as food (and you will still have to make good on the check). Deprived of nourishment, he regards even 6/4 titanium as dietary roughage.

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Please help conserve bandwidth on the internet by keeping your name from appearing below. LIST OF DEADBEATS: There are no names currently on the "deadbeat list". Good dog!!!

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